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hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

OMG!!! THIS IS SO AMAZING!!! *Loud scream* *Faints* 

payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

neverknewandneverwill:

obamacest:

dirkstrdr:

chesiresailboats:

midnightstar13:

could-you-stop:

elbaka:

wrathiasbellarminas:

camflougedzut:

See this book? It is a book about birthday. Each birthday has a page describing the person born on that, almost to a T.

It has the positives and negative traits of the birth date, advice/a description of the love life, career careers, lucky numbers, lucky days of the week, ect.

I’m bored, so let’s do something fun.

Reblog this with your birth date, and I will tell you what this book says about you.

EDIT: Please have your submit turned on.

nov 7

October 1.

september 18

december 1

July 28

December 9th

June 14

Aug. 7

June 7

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

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at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

breakyourpromise:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

THAT WAS LIKE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL LOL. EXCEPT THEY PLAYED THE JAWS MUSIC. They did it for my freshmen year. And if you didn’t get to class before the music ended, the teachers would lock their doors and you had to go to detention.

I *do* go to a school that does this. And now I hate that song. But it is funny to watch happen!

you-think-your-world-is-safe:

therehavebeenstranger:

wingsunfurled:

bennyslegs:

scienceofcumberbatch:

Sherlock on Sherlock on Sherlock on Sherlock #221bcon #wingsunfurled #jupitereyed #I-shall-not-disappoint-you #sashaforthewin

i want to kiss every single one of you

The next big boy band - One Deduction.

You’re insecure.

I know what for.

I put heads in refrigerato-o-ors.

Molly’s makeup, should cover up.

I mean her mouth is small en-o-o-ough.

Nobody else in the room can see it

All idiots ‘cept me

But John you conduct my light like nobody else! 

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

If only they saw what I can see

They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!

With Anderson it’s just not hard see 

that every-wa-wa-one

everyone is dumb but me!

Drowning in idiocy!

Lestrade come on

you are all WRONG

To prove I’m right

I put it in a so-o-ong

Always know why

And I’m not shy

Got a microwave full of eye-eye-eyes

Nobody else in the room can see it

Nobody else but me

But John you conduct my light like nobody else! 

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

If only they saw what I can see

They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!

With Anderson it’s just not hard see 

that every-wa-wa-one

everyone is dumb but me!

Drowning in idiocy!

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong (x2)

But John you conduct my light like nobody else! 

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

But John you conduct my light like nobody else! 

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

If only they saw what I can see

They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!

With Anderson it’s just not hard see 

that every-wa-wa-one

everyone is dumb but me!

Wrong wrong

everyone is dumb but me!

Oh, and John, I drugged your co-offee!

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